Thursday, March 05, 2009

BREAD

So far, we’ve been yapping away about flour, yeast and things related to bread-making. Now’s the time to get our hands dirty and create something edible.

How about something an six-year old can make? With one hand? Something that is impossible to mess up, and no matter what you do, produces results that you wouldn’t mind paying good money for in a European bakery?

No-knead bread is the buzz among foodies around the world since November 2006. That’s when Mark Bittman came out with the famous article in the NY Times about Jim Lahey’s creation at Sullivan Street Bakery. It’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread. See, it doesn’t even need to be sliced. Just break it off in big ole hunks and watch it disappear. Or carve it out into a magnificent bread bowl for soup.

You still don’t understand what the fuss is all about? Watch this video and tell us where you will find a recipe that says:

“Take some flour, water, salt and yeast, stir it around a couple of times, cover it and forget about it until the next day, put the gooey mess on a board, pretend to ’shape’ it, but you’ll fail anyway ‘cos it’s so sticky. Leave it alone for a couple more hours, throw the gooey mess in a pot in a hot oven, and after 40 minutes, take it out, and admire your work” ????

That’s our kind of recipe, and even though we try and incorporate whole grains in our baking, this bread is best made white.

We call it ‘hole bread’ or ‘balloon bread’. The high water content in the dough and the steam generated during the baking process give it a crackling crisp crust, and a very airy, porous inside. It has an almost sour-doughy taste because of the long fermentation process. If white flour is substituted with whole wheat in this recipe, it adds flavour, but compromises the porosity of the crumb and makes for a much denser loaf.

From Martha Stewart to the army of bakers in the blosgophere, everyone’s tried it and has tweaked the original recipe depending on what type of container they used to bake it in.

Ours is from the guru. After 10 attempts at measuring, taking temperatures and trying out different containers, she finally was satisfied. Rose Levy Beranbaum is very particular about her breads, and we follow her version.

Baking it on a stone gives the bread the most holes, but the dough being so sticky, tends to spread out. She prefers a cast iron pot to give it some height and a great crust.

Since no-knead bread has become so popular, people have been frantic to get hold of large-capacity cast iron Dutch ovens of the enamelised, or the plain uncoated variety - basically a large pot that can take very high heat, and has enough room for the bread to expand while baking. It must be covered, to trap the steam.

We have neither. We used a large ordinary Corningware container and covered the mouth with foil. Inverting a baking sheet on it works too.

Other suggestions:
a large soup pot
a metal roasting pan
the inner container of a crock pot
a cake tin
or divide the dough and bake it as two loaves in loaf pans, with foil or inverted loaf pans to cover.

For smaller loaves, see Rose’s Baby Bread recipe.


RECIPE

No-knead Bread
(1.5 pound loaf)

(Original from Jim Lahey of Sullivan Street Cafe)
adapted from here.

Ingredients
-Harvest King flour or half unbleached all-purpose half bread flour:
468 grams (about 3 cups)-room temperature water: 382 grams, 1-1/2 cups plus 2 tablespoons/13 fluid ounces)
-instant yeast: 0.8 grams/1/4 teaspoon
-salt: 10 grams/1-2/3 teaspoons
-bran/semolina/cornmeal, coarsely ground oats for sprinking

Method
1. Put all the ingredeints into a large bowl, mix it around until they are blended (it will be quite wet), and keep the bowl in a warm place to rise for 12-18 hours - the longer the better.

If your house is cold, take a picnic cooler, keep a couple of bottles of hot water in it. Cover the dough well with plastic wrap, let the dough sit in the cooler next to (not touching the bottles).

2. After 18 hours, turn the dough on to a flat, well-floured board. Use a scraper to bring it together, flour the top, pat it, then use the scraper again to lift it and fold it over a couple times until you get a roundish shape. It does not have to be precise.

3. Take a coarse towel, sprinkle it with bran (or semolina or cornmeal). Lots of it. Put the dough on it, and cover it with a another towel or inverted bowl. Let it sit for another two hours.

4. Preheat the oven to 450F with the container you are going to bake the bread in.

5. Open the oven door, slide the shelf out a bit. Bring the dough over carefully, tilt the towel so that it rolls off the towel and onto your hand. Plop it into the hot container carefully without touching it. The bran side of the dough should be on top. It may look like a mess, but when it bakes, it wll puff up and take a balloon like shape.

6. Bake it in the container covered with foil or a baking sheet for 20 minutes, then uncover it and bake for another 15-20 minutes (Rose suggest taking it off the pot and putting it on a baking sheet for the second half, but we’ve burnt ourselves too many times to attempt it again.)

7. Take the hot container out carefully, set it on a rack for 5-10 minutes, take the bread out, and let it cool a bit more for the crust to set.


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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

http://spider-player.en.softonic.com/

 

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Seinfeld & Chickens

FRANK: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?
GEORGE: Why don’t we talk about it another time.
FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something’s missing!
MRS. ROSS: Something’s missing all right.
MR. ROSS: They’re all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
FRANK: That’s perverse.

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Saturday, July 09, 2005

My so called life...

Somehow as my shitty day today was transpiring [see: Trainer Trash] I came to the pitiful conclusion that I have no life, while engaged in a conversation of sexual encounters in our past, I realized, it was a one way conversation. I had not one stories that merited repeating. Not one wild night in Hotel, not a drunken one night stand - nothing. (I'm somehow guessing that a night with a box of pornos does not qualify) anyway,I'm not sure why something that is technically doing the 'right' thing has me repeatedly feeling like shit. But it's starting to get to me. Hopefully I can regain some semblance of normalcy When I begin my New life in 20 days in Newark. I somehow doubt it though, I think I am somehow still foolishly thinking that my perfect girl is out there...

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Trainer Trash...

Ahh, sometimes nicknames come to you at the strangest times. ;) None-the-less, I have endured one of the most uncomfortable days I could remember in recient memory. Not only did I get the pleasure of having a girl that I assumeed was being truthful with me lie to me, It jeapordized my relationship with one of my best friends, which really is a lot more than I needed to deal with today. I some how feel like I am a character in a poorly written soap opera.

I really have nothing else... but maybe a lyric of the week by Alan Jackson. Here is the chorus from Here in the real world

But here in the real world
It’s not that easy at all
’cause when hearts get broken
It’s real tears that fall
And darlin’ it’s sad but true
But the one thing I’ve learned from you
Is how the boy don’t always get the girl
Here in the real world

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Lyric of the week...

Love this song, It's a classic. I found my self singing it to my self around the office the last couple days. Now I realize the lirics "Already Gone" don't pertain to a guy being being transfered from work. but I sang it just the same...
And I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song, woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo

Another verse worth noting is below - Click the title for the full lyrics. Great song, worth checking out.

"Already Gone" By: The EAGLES

Well I know it wasn't you who held me down
Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key


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OMG!

Well, funny things happen at the strangest times... At the bar tonight, we were tormenting out waitress as usual. Tonight, for reasons unknown, we put the sugar packet holder on her head, balanced salt & pepper shakers on her arms, and something else I can't particularly remember. (darn beer) at any rate, I pulled out the camera phone and snapped a picture. GREAT! Perfect content for a blog. Right? Well, as it turned out a little more than you know. I was playing with the phone to send the photo for future blogging, and low and behold, I select the wrong email from the list and end up emailling the picture to my 34 year old cousin who I NEVER email. I tried hitting "end" powering the phone off and on several times - No luck. It continued sending as soon as I powered it back on. Too funny, I can only imagine the response I'm going to get to the picture of my waitress... HAHA! Too Funny. :) (I'll attach the pic for fun tomorrow)

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Sunday, July 03, 2005

Note to self...

Do not mix Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum with Root Beer. One more time, DO NOT MIX CAPTAIN MORGAN'S SPICED RUM WITH ROOT BEER. Trust me on this one, it might be the worst tasting drink I have ever had. I almost threw it out, but I decided to hold my nose and slam it out of respect for the Captain. ;)

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Saturday, July 02, 2005

J.J. Saloon boat trip...



Originally uploaded by trazam1986.


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Newark, NJ - 8 miles from everywhere...

In preparation for my impending move to North Jersey, I decided to click over to the dating web site that I frequent and change my zip code (and my salary range, man that felt good!) after doing a quick search, I found over a hundered women, many of them attractive, living within 8 miles of Newark. There's hope for me yet...

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Friday, June 17, 2005

You know you are having a REALLY bad week when...

You go through a half of a 1.75 liter jug of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
in 3 nights... *sigh*


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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Question of the day...


Question of the day...
Originally uploaded by trazam1986.
If you beautiful 21 year old waitress offered to change the oil in your car for $40. Would you let her??? ;)

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Next?!? ;)



Originally uploaded by trazam1986.


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A cool new/old web site. ;)

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ It's interesting to see the stuff
people will post anonymously. ;)


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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Words suck...

I received the following in an email this morning:

the change goes in affect tomorrow...We'll have to wait and see what comes first then

It did not look right to me so I checked the online dictionary for the meaning of affected and effected. For some reason I could not pick up the difference even with the help of the following:

Usage Note: Affect and effect have no senses in common. As a verb affect is most
commonly used in the sense of "to influence" (how smoking affects health). Effect means "to bring about or execute": layoffs designed to effect savings. Thus the sentence These measures may affect savings could imply that the measures may reduce savings that have already been realized, whereas These measures may effect savings implies that the measures will cause new savings to come about.


Bottom line, Is his usage of the word correct? Hopefully some grammatical wizard will stumble upon my blog to set me straight. I suppose while the wizard is here reading, I should ask him the proper usage of 'myself' too. It just never seems right at the end of a sentence, I just use 'me' But so many people use 'myself' in that context, It makes you wonder...

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