My so called life...

Somehow as my shitty day today was transpiring [see: Trainer Trash] I came to the pitiful conclusion that I have no life, while engaged in a conversation of sexual encounters in our past, I realized, it was a one way conversation. I had not one stories that merited repeating. Not one wild night in Hotel, not a drunken one night stand - nothing. (I'm somehow guessing that a night with a box of pornos does not qualify) anyway,I'm not sure why something that is technically doing the 'right' thing has me repeatedly feeling like shit. But it's starting to get to me. Hopefully I can regain some semblance of normalcy When I begin my New life in 20 days in Newark. I somehow doubt it though, I think I am somehow still foolishly thinking that my perfect girl is out there...

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Trainer Trash...

Ahh, sometimes nicknames come to you at the strangest times. ;) None-the-less, I have endured one of the most uncomfortable days I could remember in recient memory. Not only did I get the pleasure of having a girl that I assumeed was being truthful with me lie to me, It jeapordized my relationship with one of my best friends, which really is a lot more than I needed to deal with today. I some how feel like I am a character in a poorly written soap opera.

I really have nothing else... but maybe a lyric of the week by Alan Jackson. Here is the chorus from Here in the real world

But here in the real world
It’s not that easy at all
’cause when hearts get broken
It’s real tears that fall
And darlin’ it’s sad but true
But the one thing I’ve learned from you
Is how the boy don’t always get the girl
Here in the real world

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Lyric of the week...

Love this song, It's a classic. I found my self singing it to my self around the office the last couple days. Now I realize the lirics "Already Gone" don't pertain to a guy being being transfered from work. but I sang it just the same...

And I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song, woo, hoo,hoo,woo, hoo,hoo

Another verse worth noting is below - Click the title for the full lyrics. Great song, worth checking out.

"Already Gone" By: The EAGLES

Well I know it wasn't you who held me down
Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key

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OMG!

Well, funny things happen at the strangest times... At the bar tonight, we were tormenting out waitress as usual. Tonight, for reasons unknown, we put the sugar packet holder on her head, balanced salt & pepper shakers on her arms, and something else I can't particularly remember. (darn beer) at any rate, I pulled out the camera phone and snapped a picture. GREAT! Perfect content for a blog. Right? Well, as it turned out a little more than you know. I was playing with the phone to send the photo for future blogging, and low and behold, I select the wrong email from the list and end up emailling the picture to my 34 year old cousin who I NEVER email. I tried hitting "end" powering the phone off and on several times - No luck. It continued sending as soon as I powered it back on. Too funny, I can only imagine the response I'm going to get to the picture of my waitress... HAHA! Too Funny. :) (I'll attach the pic for fun tomorrow)

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Note to self...

Do not mix Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum with Root Beer. One more time, DO NOT MIX CAPTAIN MORGAN'S SPICED RUM WITH ROOT BEER. Trust me on this one, it might be the worst tasting drink I have ever had. I almost threw it out, but I decided to hold my nose and slam it out of respect for the Captain. ;)

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J.J. Saloon boat trip...

Originally uploaded by trazam1986.

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Newark, NJ - 8 miles from everywhere...

In preparation for my impending move to North Jersey, I decided to click over to the dating web site that I frequent and change my zip code (and my salary range, man that felt good!) after doing a quick search, I found over a hundered women, many of them attractive, living within 8 miles of Newark. There's hope for me yet...

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