Weather & Boobs...

Well, It looks like summer is finally here; unfortunately it came with the humidity on day one. Every year I look forward to that first day where I walk out of the house at 6:30a for work and it just ‘feels’ perfect. Not too hot, no chill in the air, not to much humidity, but ‘just right’ Roll all the windows down, open the moon roof, and head to work! This year I set out to find out what that ‘perfect’ temperature was. Easy enough right? Wait for that day, look at the thermometer. Done. Well not exactly, Stinking humidity makes days of equal temperature ‘feel’ different. The best I could come up with it 69 degrees and less the 50% humidity is ‘perfect’. Oddly enough, my quest for finding out what is ‘perfect’ does not end there. This time, perfect boobs, and the research will be infinitely more gratifying. I took the opportunity this passed Friday night at the local strip club to satisfy my thirst for knowledge (among other things). Halfway through the night, and about 6 dances in, I came to realization that this quest for perfection is equally as complex as the weather. B, C, D, DD... Then, 34, 36, 38... real or plastic... I can’t keep it all straight. Little more of one, less on the other... (It’s a good thing this evening is being classified as a “business expense” or it would get too expensive.) Haha. Anyhow, after a few discussions and a lot of groping, I came to the conclusion that as long as a) they are real. & b) there in my face. There are really no bad boobs. (I would hate to discriminate) I know, I know that does not really satisfy my objective of finding perfection. So – My official winner is: 34C. I may need to go back in the near future just to be sure though. The things I do in the name of research.. ;)